Cannes Lions 2005
Films
Bronze
Part 1

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MARMITE “The Blob” In a small town, shoppers scream and run, pursued by a giant, black blob. As the blob rolls down the street, some townsfolk flee in panic, while others seem strangely drawn to the blob, and dive into it delightedly. “You either love it or hate it- Marmite”

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In a spoof of a party political broadcast, we give Australians a funny reminder that it would be unAustralian to celebrate our national day without eating lamb.

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Nobody would trust a chicken. Except if it comes from Le Barran Chicken. Then, a salesman can peacefully answer a phone in the back of a luxurious jeweller's shop, leaving Le Barran Chicken facing alone two sumptuous necklaces. Le Barran Chicken. The chicken you can trust.

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Nobody would trust a chicken. Except if it comes from Le Barran Chicken. When a man hesitates between two self-coloured skirts, Le Barran Chicken can confidently settle his choice on an odd looking skirt. Le Barran Chicken. The chicken you can trust.

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An expert tells us how to build a survival shelter. This, he says, will keep us warm. Plus, "You could have a wank in there. No one would see you." He takes the gum out of his mouth and sticks it on the pack. Title: ME AND MY FRUITY MOUTH.

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An art historian tells us about a painting that includes, he says, "Cherubs," he pauses, "who appear to be bumming each other." He takes the gum out of his mouth and sticks it on the pack. Title: ME AND MY FRUITY MOUTH.

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A man in an office is followed by a rainstorm of Skittles wherever he goes.

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Three teens are sitting on a rainbow, eating Skittles. When one of the teens questions the existence of the rainbow, the rainbow stops supporting him and he falls.

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Two sheepboys discuss the hard-to-believe combinations of fruit flavors in Smoothie Mix Skittles.

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In an animated, painting-by-numbers world we see the numbers peel off and float across a cityscape. We follow as they fly down streets, between buildings, along a river and finally into a pub where they culminate inside a glass of Gordon's & Tonic. The title reads 'Gordon's. Clear Yet Colourful'

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The surfers from the original Guinness ad run towards the sea yet again. However this time the water is freezing cold. So they quickly turn around and run straight out again. Because this is the Extra Cold version of the original Guinness ad.

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Our desperate French landlord has to choose between handing over a British pilot to the enemy and letting a precious pint of Stella Artois overflow. Poor Pilot. Stella Artois. Reassuringly expensive.

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Bitter enemies come together when the national team plays.

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Spy vs. Spy Campaign: White Spy falls through canopy & lands on Black Spy's head 

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Spy vs. Spy campaign: Black Spy gets clobbered by a huge mallet over door 

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Spy vs. Spy Campaign: White Spy tries to knock out Black Spy from a helicopter 

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HAVE YOU EVER ASKED YOURSELF WHO WILL GO TO YOUR FUNERAL?

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Two teenage girls sunbathe next to a pool. The little brother sneaks up and jumps into the pool in an attempt to drench the girls. Before the splash occurs, a pair of hands come over the scene, sealing the pool with Glad Press ‘n’ Seal.

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The spot opens on a man showering alone. As steam begins to fill the air, it collects on the shower door where evidence of a previous sexual tryst becomes visible. The screen fades to black where you are informed, “This is how dirty boys get clean.”

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A man sweats very often during the day. To avoid being seen like this he decides to steal shirts and t-shirts of other men who do not sweat. He cannot stop stealing because he cannot stop sweating. Finally, tired of this, he decides to start using the Dry deodorant Rexona.